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The 17 best & funniest Ted Lasso quotes

Ted Lasso is famous for its brilliant characters and their lines – here are some of the best and funniest quotes from the series

Popular sports comedy-drama television series Ted Lasso takes the viewers into the life of an American football coach who is hired by an English soccer team called AFC Richmond, which competes in the Premier League.

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The hit series now has three seasons with a total of 34 episodes for fans to enjoy. Season 3 dropped on March 15, 2023 and is now available to stream.

The protagonist of the show, Ted Lasso, is played by Jason Sudeikis, while AFC Richmond captain Roy Kent is portrayed by Brett Goldstein.

The Ted Lasso series is famous for its script, memorable characters and their dialogues. GOAL is here with the best and funniest quotes from the Ted Lasso series so far!

Apple TV+'Diamond Dogs are a group of people who care!'

Roy: Who the f*** are the Diamond Dogs?

Ted: It's just a group of people who care, Roy. Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air.

AdvertisementApple TV+'I believe in Rom-Communism'

Ted: "I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we."

Apple TV'Locker rooms like my mother's bathing suits'

Ted: "When it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?"

Apple TV'Ronaldo and the fellow who bends it like himself'

Reporter: "Can you even name any footballers?"

Ted: "Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow who bends it like himself."